This is my life.

Christians are like cereal.

Who doesn’t love a nice box of Honey nut cheerios? But the generic brand isn’t usually as good.
All Christians are a box of Honey Nut Cheerios, but if you open up the box, what will you find? One box is full of delicious brand-name Cheerios, and another is full of the mock off-brand. Both look the same, but one bite an you’ll know the difference. For Christians, being a true Christian is like being that delicious box of Cheerios, when others are the off-brand.

He would understand my jokes, mostly those pertaining to Shakespeare and history.
He would enjoy sitting through the Rocky Horror Picture Show with me.
He would love God like I do.
He would know which actor I’m talking about.
He would help me memorize my lines.
He would understand my love for guard.
He would come to see my performances for theatre and guard.
He would go on walks with me.
He would go camping with me.
He would go to the park and pitch to me.
He would get us tickets to UK basketball, football, and softball games, and watch every game with me that’s on tv.
Yep, I’m picky.